The Most Insane Comment on a Dead Show Ever

Courtesy of setlists.net, on the page for the Englishtown, NJ '77 gig, nestled among various comments about the greatness of this particular show/year/band/etc., the most insane user comment ever:

I like to beat off during shows, usually at set-break. I busted 3 nuts during this show - the last as Donna let out here scream during NFA. For anyone that thinks this is the best half-step, give 05/07 a listen. I beat off to that one -Art Glass

Mr. Art Glass, you are a true lunatic: everyone knows that the Englishtown Half-Step is better.